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i’m sitting in a train and i caught myself thinking “ah, freedom! im no longer in prison!” but then i realized that i wasn’t in prison i just spent the past weekend binge watching orange is the new black

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And on the 8th day, god created beards and said “let there be sexy all over the earth.” And there was facial hair. And women everywhere saw that is was very very very good.

Just realized I accidentally followed a random hookup on twitter when I was stalking him at some point… so that’s awkward…

you always said how lucky you were that we were all friends

but it was us baby

we were the lucky ones

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Eventually we’re just gonna have to accept “ducking” as a swear word

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"I watched a girl in a sundress kiss another girl on a park bench, and just as the sunlight spilled perfectly onto both of their hair, I thought to myself: ‘How bravely beautiful it is, that sometimes, the sea wants the city, even when it has been told its entire life it was meant for the shore.’"


Christopher Poindexter (via steftastic)

I absolutely love this with every ounce of my being.

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Andrew Wyeth, Christina’s World (1948) / Vampire Weekend, Everlasting Arms (2013)

Amy Poehler calls in to “Watch What Happens Live”

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15-year-old me: MOM I'm practically an ADULT ugggh you never let me do ANYTHING in olden times i could get MARRIED *eye roll into another dimension*
me now: for my birthday i want food and to stay on your health insurance