i’m sitting in a train and i caught myself thinking “ah, freedom! im no longer in prison!” but then i realized that i wasn’t in prison i just spent the past weekend binge watching orange is the new black
And on the 8th day, god created beards and said “let there be sexy all over the earth.” And there was facial hair. And women everywhere saw that is was very very very good.
Just realized I accidentally followed a random hookup on twitter when I was stalking him at some point… so that’s awkward…
you always said how lucky you were that we were all friends
but it was us baby
we were the lucky ones
Eventually we’re just gonna have to accept “ducking” as a swear word
Christopher Poindexter (via steftastic)
I absolutely love this with every ounce of my being.
Amy Poehler calls in to “Watch What Happens Live”